Discovered: The Oldest Trousers Known
These are 3000-year-old Central Asian pants, worn by horse-riding nomadic people. A generous seat and narrow legs are like modern riding pants. Personally, I’m most impressed by the beautiful weaving.
nope, these actually belonged to a crust punk/train hopper kid named “squirrel bait” who ditched them when his parents texted him his trust fund was frozen if he didn’t come home. sorry for the confusion.